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I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.
Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
by YAWA May 1, 2018
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I want to die

I want to die is a statement said mostly by internet memers saying they are exhausted or tired because of somebody or something's act, it doesn't mean suicide, its just saying they are tired of it.
Felix : I want to die

Grand : LOL
by Ebadlol June 30, 2020
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I want your belly

I want to have deep sex with you. Wanting to put your penis so far into your partners anus that their belly bulges. Wanting to give them a belly bulge.
I want your belly, I want to rail you so deep I can see the outline of my cock
by Feer Martsant November 18, 2019
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I want a pony

A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.

The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."
"We want a copy protection solution that's 100% unbreakable."

"Yes, and I want a pony."
by JustPassingThrough December 19, 2008
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I want to go to there

Tina Fey's 3-year-old daughter's eyes glossed over as she watched a Disney commercial and proclaimed "I want to go to there". (sauce)
by KhanehMD March 6, 2009
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i want u leg lol

Origin:
A phrase that developed on the RuneScape Item Discussion Forum back in December 2009. The phrase was started when the user HomerSympson created a thread asking users what they wanted for Christmas that year.

The first user responded with "i want u leg lol". The line was so random that everyone thought it was extremely funny. So a user named Oldcouch copied and responded with "i want u leg lol," then the user Proton responded with the same, and it continued for several pages before being locked by a forum moderator for spam.

Since that time, the phrase has been credited with the title of the first Item Discussion forum meme.

Usage:
The correct use of the phrase is whenever a "want" applies to the conversation.

However, it can really be used whenever, especially when a topic is completely random or useless and the user has nothing to contribute.
HomeSympson: What do you guys want for Christmas this year?
Guy in red mask: I want u leg lol
Oldcouch: I want u leg lol
Proton: I want u leg lol
(continues for several pages)

IlikeDskirtnGranite32: Partyhats r overpriced n Jargex shuld make em be 2m so ppl like me can afford them.
Blc Fox: i want u leg lol
by ProtonRS November 28, 2010
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i want fuit gummy

a catch phrase with an uncertain origin and meaning, often seen in top text/bottom text formatted memes over random images
i want fuit gummy
what the fuck, greg”
by laarge November 15, 2019
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