I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

Bara i Borås (BIB)

Swedish way of saying “Only in Ohio”. Borås is a Swedish city infamous for being incredibly boring, thus also inhabiting a lot of wierd people.

In Borås we also sing about “Lilla vän om du vore kär i mig.”

- Have you heard about the guy that shoved 13 pencils up his butt?
- sånt händer Bara i Borås (BIB).

by RosaDaimond November 5, 2022

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

I'm gonna eat your bare ass

Something you say to your friends when they make you mad

Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass

by EZ Peso February 21, 2019

The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

by Hym Iam October 18, 2022

Ibarra

sexy last name, people of this name are the best people someone will ever meet, good looking, likes to party and have fun, very social, always willing to have a good time, likes chocolate, good in bed, sweet, caring, kind, sex gods, doesn't take shit from people, hard working, determined, smart, good at sports, very athletic.

guy 1: "ohhhhh look at those Ibarra's there soooooo sexy:)"
guy 2: " damn i wish i could be like them! "

by toughprincess;) January 8, 2012

ibarbo

A very annoying bastard on FIFA 15, full of pace and precision, combine him with doumbia and Gervinho and you have created the most sweaty finger blasting arse annihilating controller breaking attack in the history of Ultimate team.

My mate had a run in with ibarbo last night "peak"

by Imgoonerbeatya May 11, 2016