i just came

Being soooo happy.

So excited. As if you just came. Yes, that excited.

Happier than sex.

Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.

Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.

by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 14, 2010

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

I just want to be friends

A phrase that your boyfriend or girlfriend will say {normally the girlfriend says it} which means "I don't want to date you, so I think that it's best that we are just friends, instead of saying "I'm dumping you". Often said because the they don"t want to hurt your feelings but. This phrase is very commonly used as a way out of a relationship.

Carol: Listen Jack this isn't really working out. Jack: Was it something I said? Carol: No not at all but i still like you so, I just want to be friends, okay? Jack: Okay I guess. *weep*

by uber_irish_pirate June 17, 2006

I Just Lost The Game

Words uttered when you lose The Game.

Me: Guess what?
You: What?
Me: The Game!
You: Screw you! I Just Lost The Game!!!

by Joshbray1992 December 25, 2008

i just died

When something really funny happens and you laugh so hard it feels like you just died.

1: (Says the funniest thing ever)
2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

1: Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?!
2: OMG, I just died!

by PP3A2 December 13, 2009

I just pied in your arms tonight

To disrespect someone while they are holding you.

I just pied in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.

by Islands in the Kitchen October 3, 2020

I just Farded

fard

I just Farded

by dajeo August 3, 2021