I'll be damned

A way to express shock.

The veteran Confederates watch as the new VMI cadets hold their formation in the midst of murderous Yankee canon fire
Veteran 1: I'll be damned.
Veteran 2: If I didn't see it with my own eyes...

by DarthKieduss June 05, 2017

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i'll swanee

it literally means "i'll swear" in local sothern hick. but not swearing as in a curse word.

"Well I'll swanee!"

by went to alabama November 23, 2008

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I'll pay that

I'll give you that.
Granted.

To be dumbfounded by someones comment, then allowing that comment to pass or giving them credit for what they said.

Nick: Help me find a definition for this word!

Jiro: I don't know I'm sleepy.

Nick: I'll pay that.

by Time keeper April 07, 2009

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I'll be there soon

Will be there at the most inconvenient time when you've assumed I am no longer coming.

6pm - I'll be there soon, just watering my plants.
4am - knock knock

by ZenV01D November 01, 2018

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I'll Allow It

A phrase that you say indicating approval of something, especially something sexual.
Best used for humor in situations where your approval isn't actually required.
Based on the catchphrase of referee Mills Lane on the show Celebrity Deathmatch.

Girl: I'm going to wear a very skimpy skirt tonight.
Guy: I'll allow it!

*Your buddy uploads a picture to facebook of him devouring a huge, delicious burger.*
Comment: I'll allow it.

by ohaitho July 18, 2011

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