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Hypersexualize

The sad state of a porn-addicted society where everyone has a dirty mind, so everything is a sex metaphor.
An elementary school teacher named Mrs. Hawthorn is a victim of our hypersexualized society. When Mrs. Hawthorn saw the first-grader sucking the horn of the unicorn on the playground, she nearly had a seizure. Mrs. Hawthorn dragged that first-grader straight to the principal, where he served detention for 3 weeks.
by Bad C dev March 1, 2021
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homersexual

D'oh, you mean Mo's a homersexual and likes Bart!
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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Hetersexuality

Heterosexual adjective; the practice of sexual attraction to, and/or sexual relations with, genders different from one's own, with or without romantic attraction and/or romantic relationship.
My parents were in the habit of exercising hetersexuality regularly, as it was customary for them both.
by C0L0R July 31, 2018
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HopeSexual

When you are in love with hope mikaelson from legacies and originals.
Like:
Person a:who is your sexuality;
Person b:im HopeSexual.
Person a:what is that;
Person b:when you are in love with Hope Mikaelson.
by _hopesWife_ January 1, 2021
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Hopesexual

When u are sexually attracted to Hope Mikaelson and totally in love with her
Everyone at the Salvatore School is in love with Hope they must be Hopesexual.
by Miss.Lesbian January 15, 2021
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Hopesexual

When you simp over a fictional character that isn’t real and you know you will never have them
I am hopesexual for sure
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Homersexual

A guy or girl that only prefers to have sex with those that share their regional or ethnic background. Very common among the closeminded and bigots. Also the exact opposite of Captain Kirk.
Homersexual: "No way I'm sleeping with that Asian chick....I need a Jersey girl."
by brandom March 3, 2011
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