hyberdater

Formulated from the term 'hybernate', hyberdating is when an individual gets a new boyfriend or girlfriend and completely vanishes off the face of the earth, never to be seen again unless the relationship fails. Hyberdaters cut themselves off from their friends, only spending time with their significant other, and if there's ever a CRAZY chance that they ARE with their friends, they spend the entire time talking about their sigificant other and nothing else.

"We hung out with John last night for the first time in like, 8 months, and he wouldn't shut up about Lisa THE WHOLE NIGHT." "God, he's such a hyberdater."

by valahalahawkwind June 7, 2012

Hyperbate

The act of masturbating in maximum overdrive

Her: wow, you can jack pretty fast!
Him: just wait till i shift into.. MAXIMUM HYPERBATE!

by Oogallyy Boogally August 26, 2017

Preparing to Hibernate

What sWindles says when it starts up after hibernating.

sWindles meant to tell you that it's preparing to hibernate before it hibernates because it thinks that you're such a complete idiot that you don't know that you just told it to hibernate. However, since sWindles is the idiot that it thought you were, it tells you when it wakes up instead.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004

Hibermate

A relationship that last for only a couple of months. Usually during the winter months.
Hiber- comes from Hibernation.
Ideally you meet a hibermate on New Years Eve so that you skip the end of year gift giving holiday season. If you work it right, you can send a message break up message on Valentines Day with a practical, rather than romantic gift. You can then be free and clear by Saint Patrick’s Day!

I found the perfect hibermate. After I get through these cold winter months, the hibermate is getting kicked out the door.

by Ballzer December 16, 2008

cyberbate

The act of masturbation in front of ones computer, or to have cybersex

I must go cyberbate with my girlfriend who live's two thousand miles away

by joe reppert April 8, 2004

Hiberdate

Verb. To take a break from dating altogether for an extended period of time (i.e. seasonally)

1. Did I tell you about this hot chick at work I want you to meet? You should totally ask her out.

Dude, I'm flat broke. I gotta hiberdate this winter, so don't be tempting me some hot chick from work, ok?

2. Did I tell you about this hot guy at work I want you to meet? You should totally go out with him.

I'm so over it right now. I have to hiberdate this winter and think about what I'm really looking for in a guy. But if he's still single in the spring, let me know.

by Golda Stewart December 3, 2010

Hibernate

A friendly word used to signify when one gets beat, most commonly in a game.

Guy A: "How many points did you get?"
Guy B: "15!"
Guy A: "I only got 3!"
Guy C: "Man, you just got HIBERNATED!"

or

**Guy A walks by**
**Guy B extends hand**
Guy B: "Gimme five!"
**Guy A keeps on walking**
Guy C: "Man...total hibernation, right there."

or

Guy A: "It's Friday."
Guy B: "No, it's Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday."
Guy B: "Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday!"
**Guy C walks up**
Guy C: "Hey, it's Saturday."
Guy D: "Dude, you just got hi-ber-NATED!"

or

Guy A: "You up to a game of Marbles?"
Guy B: "Ha ha, you know I'm going to hibernate you, right?"

by Aardvark August 9, 2004