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Reject humanity, return to monke

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke
by A waste of air March 15, 2021
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bouquet of humanity

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021
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Hitman

hits people for you , its awesome you should hire one sometime
1:hey man i hate you...i want to punch you in the face

2:no problem just hire a Hitman
by Xx_NoobProkiller420_xX January 13, 2021
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e-humanism

The act of making online donations to feel better about your grossly consumer lifestyle that often directly negatively impacts the causes you donate to online.
Darlene is such a cunt. She thinks she's saving the world with her practice of e-humanism, but her day-to-day consumerism defeats her supposed online sensitivity.
by aretegroup August 30, 2014
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Human Whisk

0 in the pink, 20 in the stink, simple as that. You’ll look like the kitchen appliance when enacted successfully.
Did you hear about Sarah’s asshole? Jack gauged it when he performed the human whisk.
by The Human Whisk September 15, 2019
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Human Garbage

The smack daddy is a piece of human garbage. Or, when did you become such a worthless piece of human garbage.
by Anonymous1544 October 11, 2008
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human race

A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.
"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"

"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."
by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014
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