The lengthy course in which numerous gangstas and hood villains take a preppy white boy under their wing in order for them to introduce him to true street life/slang/customs so as to allow for him to get his slice of the pie.
The course is rarely offered, however, due to not only the few students who wish to become true hustlers, but also, thugs with enough street credibility to be allowed to teach the class.
Payment for the course is a sworn oath by the new hustlers to remain loyal to their mentors, and an occasional offering of kush or a free key.
Upon learning all there is to know, field trips to the ghetto and real life experiences lead to the second part of the course known simply as hustlerfication.
The course is rarely offered, however, due to not only the few students who wish to become true hustlers, but also, thugs with enough street credibility to be allowed to teach the class.
Payment for the course is a sworn oath by the new hustlers to remain loyal to their mentors, and an occasional offering of kush or a free key.
Upon learning all there is to know, field trips to the ghetto and real life experiences lead to the second part of the course known simply as hustlerfication.
Non-gangster: Hey yo G, hook me up with some of that kush and purps brotha.
Street professor: Listen nigga, you ain't that far up in your hustlernomics class to be hittin' up that kush just yet--quick, what's a chopper?
Non-gangster: Fuck mayne--that AK and semi-automatic and shit?
Street professor: Nice boy, you learning, you learning.
Non-gangster: Aight mayne, let's go mack some of these bitches.
Street professor: Amen nigga.
Non-gangster: Block boyz in the house tonight! Oh, how this kush got me feeling ri...
Street professor: Shut the fuck up man.
Street professor: Listen nigga, you ain't that far up in your hustlernomics class to be hittin' up that kush just yet--quick, what's a chopper?
Non-gangster: Fuck mayne--that AK and semi-automatic and shit?
Street professor: Nice boy, you learning, you learning.
Non-gangster: Aight mayne, let's go mack some of these bitches.
Street professor: Amen nigga.
Non-gangster: Block boyz in the house tonight! Oh, how this kush got me feeling ri...
Street professor: Shut the fuck up man.
by Pak-Man April 4, 2008
Get the hustlernomics mug.A mudbone hustler is someone who doesn't have much cash, but always seems to get by in style. This is a person who uses their wits to avoid being a "starving artist", but they aren't exactly getting rich either.
At any Phish show you'll see a pack of mudbones selling hemp necklaces trying to get enough for a ticket and some food.
The term originated from the Richard Pryor character Mudbone, who was a shoe shiner who'd been around the block a time or two.
At any Phish show you'll see a pack of mudbones selling hemp necklaces trying to get enough for a ticket and some food.
The term originated from the Richard Pryor character Mudbone, who was a shoe shiner who'd been around the block a time or two.
That fool just made a bunch of 10 cent copies of his drawings and is selling them outside the show for a buck each. He lives in his car but he's at all the best shows with a drink in his hand, what a mudbone hustler!
by DJ Easybake September 25, 2010
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Like any other hustler, they determine the most effective courses of action to minimize expenditure and maximize
results. These particular hustlers know that studying does not produce good grades – efficient studying does. These students are able to do well, have a good time, and work to live, not the other way around.
Sometimes mistaken for high-achieving slackers, but there is a large difference between the two. The former generally does well because they are good at school, but, if they have to choose between working very hard and a good grade, they will choose to slack off. The academic hustler, however, for whom success is most important, always works as hard as is necessary, though strenuous work is rare, due to their academic efficiency and social and psychological prowess.
results. These particular hustlers know that studying does not produce good grades – efficient studying does. These students are able to do well, have a good time, and work to live, not the other way around.
Sometimes mistaken for high-achieving slackers, but there is a large difference between the two. The former generally does well because they are good at school, but, if they have to choose between working very hard and a good grade, they will choose to slack off. The academic hustler, however, for whom success is most important, always works as hard as is necessary, though strenuous work is rare, due to their academic efficiency and social and psychological prowess.
Example 1:
Nerd: I studied for 32 hours straight and got an B- in Neuromolecular Statistical Modeling, the hardest class in the college!
Academic Hustler: Good for you? I took the class, "Love Songs," got an A, hung out every night this week, and got laid an equal number of times.
Example 2:
High-Achieving Slacker: That senior paper sounds like a lot of work; fuck it, let's go drinking.
Academic Hustler: Dude, you need a good grade on that to get into Law School; normally I'd go with you, but, sometimes you have to work hard. I'll come visit you at community college.
Example 3:
Inefficient studier: I read, then re-read, then re-read the book! How did I only get a "B" on the exam?
Academic Hustler: Next time read it once with intense concentration, take the most necessary notes, then read over your notes and the bullet points at the end of the chapter before the test, this gives you the general points and the most relevant specifics. Guaranteed "A."
Example 4:
Idiot: I'll retire when I'm dead.
Academic Hustler: Your work is going to kill you. I'm working, but it practically feels like I'm retired. And, the moment I have made enough to retire and live decently, I'll leave this job and go travel the world, volunteer, spend time with friends and family, and do everything in this world that means anything. By the way, have you gotten a chance to sail that boat you bought last year?
Nerd: I studied for 32 hours straight and got an B- in Neuromolecular Statistical Modeling, the hardest class in the college!
Academic Hustler: Good for you? I took the class, "Love Songs," got an A, hung out every night this week, and got laid an equal number of times.
Example 2:
High-Achieving Slacker: That senior paper sounds like a lot of work; fuck it, let's go drinking.
Academic Hustler: Dude, you need a good grade on that to get into Law School; normally I'd go with you, but, sometimes you have to work hard. I'll come visit you at community college.
Example 3:
Inefficient studier: I read, then re-read, then re-read the book! How did I only get a "B" on the exam?
Academic Hustler: Next time read it once with intense concentration, take the most necessary notes, then read over your notes and the bullet points at the end of the chapter before the test, this gives you the general points and the most relevant specifics. Guaranteed "A."
Example 4:
Idiot: I'll retire when I'm dead.
Academic Hustler: Your work is going to kill you. I'm working, but it practically feels like I'm retired. And, the moment I have made enough to retire and live decently, I'll leave this job and go travel the world, volunteer, spend time with friends and family, and do everything in this world that means anything. By the way, have you gotten a chance to sail that boat you bought last year?
by EvryDayIHustlin June 3, 2010
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Once the "buddy" catches on, the buddy hustler simply moves on to someone else -- preferrably someone not known by the previous victim.
Once the "buddy" catches on, the buddy hustler simply moves on to someone else -- preferrably someone not known by the previous victim.
Friend 1: "Watch your shit, dude. He's nothin' but a buddy hustler."
Friend 2: "Thanks, man. I'll keep my distance."
Friend 2: "Thanks, man. I'll keep my distance."
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