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The second husband when the first marriage didn’t work out. The one who is suppose to “outdo” the predecessor. The second husband is supportive but never gets the kids on Father’s Day when they go to their “real” dad, even with as bad or neglectful as their real dad may be. The measurement of how second husbands “stack up” is ever-present with regards to the first husband and the comparisons span from the family relatives, children, friends, neighbors and the wife regardless of how good the second husband is.
“Jill always tries to make John feel good about his finances and body because of second husband syndrome. Her first husband Mark is a multi-millionaire and was a fitness model in college.”
by joenash85 December 14, 2021
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Husband stealer

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One who steals another person's husband.
Can you believe that ugly hag is a husband stealer?
by Daugher of a stolen husband December 29, 2008
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husband stitch

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After a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
Hey doc, go ahead and add me a husband stitch in there.
by Evergreen boys February 6, 2009
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Husband Stealer

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A dirty rotten hoe that steals husbands and other peoples children. If you live in Leeds, UK keep your husbands locked up or she'll take them.
Woman 1: "That Tracey Mackie has been seen with Susans Husband"

Woman 2: "She'll rob him blind and split up his family cos she's a husband stealer'
by SardineMethod1940 July 15, 2010
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Corpse_Husband Stan

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a fanbase that is bullied for no absolute reason by a men who get zero pussy with fragile masculinity and tiny dicks. Let people enjoy what they wanna enjoy you fucking shithead.
Corpse_Husband stans are superior and deserve the world.
by TheTruth2268 February 23, 2021
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When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.
John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.
by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017
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When a woman who has never really done much of anything except marry a rich man feels free to pontificate authoritatively on all sorts of things she knows nothing about.
Carol is such a know-it-all. She's never really worked or accomplished anything except marrying Charlie. It's like she thinks living the lifestyle his financial success permits makes her an expert on everything. She has a bad case of RHS - rich husband syndrome.
by Dr. Zoom October 16, 2017
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