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hunch punch

1 case of favorite beer (24 or 30. your choice)
1 handle of favorite vodka(flavored or not. your choice)
2 tubes of pink lemonade concentrate(3 if your feeling frisky)

Mix these in large cooler. Add ice.

Serves 2-10 people(depending on how fucked up you want to be.)

CAUTION: Drinking large quantities can result in cocaine usage.
Bob: Dude, I drank so much hunch punch I don't remember a thing.

Pedro: Are you kidding? You were in the bathroom snorting coke with that girl.

Bob: Ahh fuckk...
hunch punch by Shawn Parent April 8, 2008

Hunch punch

A one night stand that you thought would be okay, but turns out to be awful.
Megan got hunch punched by Nate last night!
Hunch punch by Natalie123 March 22, 2017

Hunch Punch

When you think a one night stand will be good, then it turns out awful.
Megan said that her and Nate had a hunch punch last night!
Hunch Punch by Natalie123 March 22, 2017

hunch and punch 

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.
"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"
hunch and punch by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024

Hunch goblin

An expert move during intercourse with a blow up doll, you must start in the standing position and proceed to get in a frog stance while continuing to thrust until you pop it
I gave Becky the ol hunch goblin the other day and had to order another one on Amazon
Hunch goblin by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025

punch and hunch 

When someone is SO annoying, you want to punch them in the stomach hard, so they double over into a hunched position.
“That guy over there is a total punch and hunch.”