Hump Riding 

The only way for a forward thinking, well cultured man of action to travel. By travel of course we mean ride atop the hind hump of a fashionable lady who has surpassed the greater quantity of her years some decades hence.

By jove Mertrude, I must get to the station and send this telegram forthwith, and for a gentleman of my social standing the only method of transport that will suffice for this illustrious task is hump riding.

Hump Riding by Mr. Plainview May 21, 2010

hmph mode 

The super cute (joking)mode your girlfriend enters into after you do something she only kind of dislikes. I.e. didn't hold her hand, just teased her, almost gave her a kiss and pulled out, just pulled out in general. She may also pout and turn her back to you, in pretense that she's mad, knowing you won't be able to resist her cuteness.

Yopyo: You in hmph mode baby?
Chelle: Hmph
Yopyo: *smiles, hugs Chelle*
Chelle: *still hmphing*

hmph mode by phdreams90 April 20, 2015

Trump The Hump 

Donald Trump

What type of animal does Trump The Hump have on his brainless head?

Trump The Hump by 6996 Lover May 29, 2016

Hump hair 

The style in which one's hair is arranged after a good rogering.

People can tell you've just had sex because now you have hump hair.

Hump hair by @catstevens March 27, 2015

Humpy-Toy 

Humpy-Toy
Ultimate sex toy for dogs.

Humpy-toy
Will you get your horny dog a Humpy-Toy so he stops humping my leg ?

Humpy-Toy by L. B. April 11, 2008

humpy bumpy 

a spot, place, location
made famous by Reebok's Office Linebacker, Triple T: Terrible Terry Tate

"You know you can't bring that weak ass shit up in this humpy bumpy... Bitch!

humpy bumpy by whiskymack July 15, 2004

Cunted hump 

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

Cunted hump by Mickyboy January 29, 2007