Humaid

The greatest man alive. Gods greatest creation, your all in one package kinda guy, could be the reincarnation of Narcissus. Ladies if he's called Humaid that's a keeper

Girl 1: OMG is that Humaid
Girl 2: yeah isnt he hot?
Girl 3 : would fuck

by Grand Méchant Loup May 15, 2021

Humayd

cool guy very poggers and likes calling people cring and doesn't know how to socialize

that guy is so humayd
i know right?

by Dr.Hu November 29, 2021

humaid

a dude with a dick the size of a fire ant

person 1; chubby buttcheeks, where be your penis
person 2; oh shit, forgot to tell that I'm a humaid

by sofa.king.awesome October 9, 2014

humpadumpdump

i had yor mom humped her then dumped her

humpadumpdump all night long

by TOMMIE May 13, 2005

Humaid

It means your an idiot
You don't understand
also means humidity in Arabic

When your called humaid
that means you don't understand

by Dictionary Of The Future February 9, 2020

humpadink

When two people have horny donkey sex that last for more than 3 hours (does not nessacerially have to include a donkey)

Oh yer breadrin we had a mass humpadink last night!

by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

Saif and Humaid

Ugly as they will always be they still have 1 braincell competing to continue on living unfortunately it just died and they make so dumb I cant handle it one of them has a BUMPY NOES the other has A MOLL in his noes I cant it makes me anxious, nervous, and scared for my own life I need your advice on what to do.

Saif and Humaid are ugly.

Saif and Humaid are the divine definition of ugly, unwanted, needed, and useless.

Saif and Humaid get on everybody nerves including the KINGS.

Saif means poop. Humaid means mold.

by THE KINGS OG MAIDEN March 21, 2022