HPS

Horny Prostitute Syndrome, an illness that most white girls suffer from from the ages of 13-24, they begin to think that they are hott while dancing because guys are staring at them( because they dance weird, not that they're good or anything)

The world isn't ready for unnecisary HPS maybe when your older

by HottbloodGirlAFDreamz March 23, 2005

hpsetup

Hewlett-Packard printers equipped with 802.11a/b/g/n WiFi network interfaces beacon a peer to peer network "hpsetup" out of the box. This network has no connectivity to the Internet or to any other ports on the printer. It's used to configure the wireless interface and network settings. Connecting to it and expecting to get on the Internet is futile.

I pity the foo who expects hpsetup to go to anything.

by VXO January 12, 2010

HPSL

Her Pussy So Loose (HPSL)

Her Pussy So Loose (HPSL)

Damn Dude, Okay so last night i went to Her House and she fucked me and her pussy was so loose like i could not feel shit, but it smelt so nasty...JK It smelt nice asf

Damn Bro, I want some of that pussy now where she live

by ZephyModz July 23, 2016

hps

Homework Paralysis Syndrome

Occurs when you just cant do your homework. It's not the fact that your homework is hard, its just the fact that you're too lazy to do it.

Guy 1: I have a lot of homework to do
Friend: So why dont you do it?...
Guy:I have hps
Friend: oh, that makes sense

by Viewtiful Bro December 28, 2005

hps

Holland Park School
The whitest school you can think of.
The head teacher, Mr Hall is a bald headed twat and the teachers are either gay or pedos

“hey do you go hps”
“yeah i can’t wait to leave THAT fucking hellhole”

by Icantfinkofanamesothiswillbeit March 20, 2019

HPSM

Hot Professional Single Male

Eric is one HPSM!

by Jewelsie February 15, 2010

HPS

The abbreviation for a type of bulb know as "High Pressure Sodium". It is well-known in horticultural groups. Especially cannabis growers because he spectrum it emits is perfect for use during the flowering cycle of cannabis plants

"My Afghani has been flowering for 4 weeks under a 400w HPS."

by Narcissus July 13, 2004