dowelling is the improvised act of snoodling to be employed whence both parties who dare engage in the act have been circumsized. The alignment of the shafts is achieved by the insertion of a matchstick half way down each of the parties urethera to achive unity.
Hey Gunter wanna snoodle? shit man i cant i dont have a squid dick, do you? No i dont either.......... saddle up cowboy and get a box of matches were dowelling tonight.
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Guy 1: Man, that dude looks cool. Who is he?
Guy 2: Trust me, bro, you want nothing to do with that. He's a Hollingsworth, so unless you're a pretty girl, he won't give you the time of day
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Girl: God, that Hollingsworth is so nice and he buys me so many gifts. I think I'm in love.
Guy: What a simp. It's only because you're pretty, otherwise he'd send you packing.
Guy 1: Man, that dude looks cool. Who is he?
Guy 2: Trust me, bro, you want nothing to do with that. He's a Hollingsworth, so unless you're a pretty girl, he won't give you the time of day
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Girl: God, that Hollingsworth is so nice and he buys me so many gifts. I think I'm in love.
Guy: What a simp. It's only because you're pretty, otherwise he'd send you packing.
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The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
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The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
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