a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item

Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022

How to revise

what you type in google after you have been procrastinating for 4 hours when your exams are tomorrow

i have been doing nothing for hours, google search how to revise

by KevinNotBacon April 15, 2021

how to read

a parson that doesn't know how to read needs to read a tutorial about how to read...

freind: how to read?
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true

by your local department April 6, 2022

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Tell me how you really feel

A rhetorical, often sarcastic expression used in response to an overtly intense, blunt, or emotionally charged statement. It implies that the speaker has already made their feelings excessively clear and humorously suggests that there is no need for further candor or exaggeration.

Chloe Price: "Blackwell Academy is a shitty place where shitty people go to be shitty to each other and themselves."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."

by Alex_Garlic_Decanter April 30, 2025

how do you report

When one person on military security watch asks another on watch what is their status/ How do you report?

Post 14 watch,how do you report?

by ABEAN April 2, 2017

So whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you

“so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you” TRY AGAIN by JAEHYUN and D.ear. This song is about love and this part is basically a way to say that they feel warm or comfort when they’re around “you” and that’s why when it says “you” at the end it’s bc you make them happy and “you” are what comes to their mind

“swyamahifprmaiy” (so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you)

:)

by jjaehyun1099 February 20, 2022