Hovik

1. Master pimp, 2. Level 12 Pimp, 3. One that can succumb all women with a wave of his phallus. 4. God's wingman

Guy 1: Yo, you seen that dude there baggin' all them hunnies?
Guy 2: Ya man, that dude is such a Hovik.
Guy 1: For sure man, for sure.
Random Girl 1: I want to give him a blowjob for 6 and half hours now!

by Tim Timothy Thomas March 9, 2008

Hovindist

A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.

VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.

Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance

According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.

That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney

by binydeamon September 5, 2009

Hovisms

A collection of various quotes from Tom Douglas,a Hov who comprises one-third of the renowned triumvirate known as "The Trifecta".

"You're full of shit bitch"
"Yes, I have"
"I've had enough of your nagger sass."
"Ah bhyuh"
"FUUCKKKKKKK"
--Hovisms

by Hov aka Free Agents December 9, 2008

hovigation

the use of your navigation system for the sole purpose of finding ho's to fulfill your daily sexual exploits

I'll just put the address in and my hovigation will find where you live girl.

by Rashaad W. December 17, 2007

hoigo

Very lit person. Ladies man, all the girl loved him like crazy. One of the popular kids at school and in the streets. Never let anyone bully him and will fight anybody whenever he needs to. Also a very loving person!

Dang, Hoigo is a real ass nigga.

by RealQuotesForever January 15, 2018

Hovis Easy Orange

A Hovis white bread in a orange bag, once accidentally called 'Hovis Easy Orange'.

What bread have we got?
Hovis easy orange!
Thick slice?
Yeh mate!

by James900 May 12, 2008

Hovisexual

Alternative to bisexual. As in Hovis, well known bakers. The "Best of Both" loaf lead to this name.

Jake was a blatant Hovisexual as he prefered best of both.

by Arkayen February 22, 2008