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Houston

First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.

Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.

One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.
The U.S. economy can be up or down but there's always money to be made in Houston.
by the migster August 9, 2005
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houst

To houst is to side-hustle, to make more of your life and to choose your own path by using your own assets and ingenuity.
Dale was tired of the daily grind at the office, so he started to houst instead. Now he's earned enough, he just rides bikes in Thailand.
by LordAngus January 28, 2020
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public housing

Annette had a baby and now they live in public housing, in a development called Meadowbrook.

damn I been waiting on that public housing list for 6 months!!
by Angelacia June 10, 2007
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Houston, Alaska

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown
Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"
by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009
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hosition

Any position one puts their Ho in
My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.
by GlazeHer January 29, 2015
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houston dirty

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.
Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013
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houston fire department

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.
Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.
by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022
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