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Holden Jackaroo 

The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.

Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.
"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"
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Holden Hangover 

When you get so drunk that you wake up not knowing quite how you got home.
Michelle got so drunk last night she was CARRIED home from liquid. When she woke up she was face down in her toilet - she has no idea how she got there, she not only suffers from a hangover but a Holden Hangover today. Unlucky!!
A sweet guy that seduces every girl he talks to. It's hard to control yourself once you've exchanged looks with those gorgeous brown eyes. Very athletic and really smart. A good catch if you can get him. (:
Holden and I had a great time last night! He was so polite and asked me to be his girlfriend!
Holden by Beautiful_Blondie October 23, 2011
A popular motor vehicle manufactured in Australia by General Motors Holden between 1965 and 1966 which still, to this day, holds the Australian record for the most cars sold in one month and also the most sold in 14 months.
hd holden by rogsamsy November 30, 2016

Dirty Holden 

I gave the team the old dirty Holden with all those K’s last night.
Dirty Holden by PatThic March 3, 2021
A child that is born with supreme power, and everyone that isn't Holden is automaticlly a phony
Ugh Batman is such a non-Holden; he doesn't even have any powers
Holden by Gaylord Faulker the III December 4, 2010
Iconic australian motor vehical. Early models of Holden including HG, HK, HJ,& HQ are well sort after especialy in the four door sedan (GTS) or two door coupe (Monaro & GTS Monaro). The HQ - HZ holden panel van (Sandman) Had a cult following during the 70's that continues today. During the 80's Holden introduced the commodore as there main production vehical.
This is were the holden name went down hill. See commodore for examples.
Check out the holden Manaro/GTS/Pano thats nice as.
Hey look another crap V6 commodore with a "SS" bodykit.
Holden by D'Ville May 10, 2006