Hospital Beds

Great song by Cold War Kids. Part of several of their EPs.

'Nothin to do here, just whine and complain, in bed at the hospital..'
-Hospital Beds

by Commander Pancakes September 3, 2006

Hospital Ball

In contact sports for example Rugby League, the Act of passing the football when you are too scared to take the hit up on your own, Instead passing the football late to a team mate putting them in a position where they will get hit hard by the opposition, potentially putting them into hospital .

Ryan has just thrown a real late ball, He should have taken the hit himself, What a hospital ball. Classic Ryan.

by #g&jl October 8, 2019

Hospital Pass

A pass usually in a contact sport such as football, lacrosse and hockey, that usually leaves the receiver of the pass injured because they were trying to receive the pass and while concentrating on the pass got the shit knocked out of them. This often occurs in football when the quarter back throws a lob and the receiver is concentrated on catching the ball and the safety comes and hits him very hard. Also occurs in lacrosse and hockey. Most hospital passes are justified as a legitimate attempt to win the game, while some are for that one person on the team you really hate and hope they get injured trying to receive this pass. Common injuries resulting from hospital passes are Conclusion and loss consciousness, broken ribs, and bruises.

Play by play man: And Tom Brady takes the snap, he throws a high lob to randy moss. . . and . . . oh my goodness randy moss just got knocked out. That was one heck of a hospital pass by Tom Brady. I hope Randy Moss recovers

by laxman95 November 3, 2009

Hospital sick

The state of being for an object, event, or person when they are extremely cool or awesome. Originates from a dissertation on radical expressions from Petreas.

Dude I found my Sega Genesis in my closet yesterday, and started playing the original Sonic... It was hospital sick bro.

Yeah today in math Petreas was rocking some hospital sick sideburns. Man it was awesome.

by Annoying guy in trig November 17, 2009

Hospital food

Very nasty food given to you when you are admitted to an hospital.

Get that crap out of my face, you eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to Pizza Hut or somewhere and get me a pizza.

My mom can cook better than them.

by Saints April 4, 2004

Hospital Fucked Up

When one is fucked up to the degree of being fucked up from the drugs you receive in the hospital.

I ate so many pain killers last night that I was hospital fucked up.

by rebel4ev114 March 12, 2009

hospital hot

When someone who works in the hospital (e.g. a physician or nurse) has been on the premises so long someone appears hot, even though they otherwise wouldn't if they were encountered in a more typical setting.

Steve thought that nurse in the purple was cute, but I told him she was hospital hot.

by ughthissucks99 September 7, 2011