horse fucker

your mom is a horse fucker

fuck a horse you ho mo

by 333 May 10, 2005

Horsefuckery

Descriptive noun for behavior that is ridiculous. Less silly than "tomfoolery" and with 10% more fuckery.

I can't believe he used that vuvuzela during the strategy meeting! That is next-level horsefuckery!

by PeldarBoom March 24, 2023

Housefucked

The resultant act of succumbing to an immediate family member that plans a huge event (>80 people) at your house; and transforms it into something almost unrecognizable because the furniture has been hidden in your own master bedroom and all other available rooms.

Your about to be housefucked

by CritDicks April 12, 2019

housefuckary

To be overly bullshit.

person 1: "I put criterion in my essay"

person 2: "That is housefuckary that is."

by BounciestLine81 December 11, 2020

hoefuckeries

Hoefuckeries: (noun, slang) A term for the wild, carefree sexual adventures that come with embracing passion, fun, and freedom from judgment.

“Her journal is basically a diary of her hoefuckeries, and I love it.”

by Blake Vaughn February 4, 2025

Horsecockery

Horsecockery (noun):
Blind, full-volume confidence applied to a terrible idea — executed with maximum effort, zero self-awareness, and no regard for reality.
Not stupidity… stupidity with intensity

“No belt, no spotter, no clue — just raw confidence and elite-level horsecockery.”

by Horsecocking January 12, 2026