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inverted horseshoe kick

another painful kick thats funny as hell to watch.

its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.
max: why is dave crying so much?
james: i gave him a inverted horseshoe kick.
by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 3, 2009
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Horseshitting

It's like saying "are you kidding me" or "are you shitting me", but stronger than those two. Like bullshitting, but with another animal.
Guy: "Barack Obama died 10 minutes ago in an accident."
Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."
by Andresthejeff November 26, 2013
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horseshittery

Similar to FUBAR Horseshittery is an act that makes no sense.
Horseshittery:Put it on take it off common occurence on container terminals
by Fred Nitney August 17, 2020
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Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009
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brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet
Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.
by shockalala July 19, 2014
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horseshave

A horseshave is an unecessary project that is somewhat tedious, serves no real purpose except for face time, and is assigned to you by your boss. You don't try to get out of it, though, because it's fairly easy and it's overtime so you get paid extra for it. The word may have originated among former stablehands in Connecticut, the North Shore of Long Island, and Upstate New York, who when they had little to do were told by their bosses, "you can always go shave the horses."
Supervisor: "Sorry about all the 'horseshaves' I'm assigning this week--the Suits up in Albany are really on my case to make everyone look extra busy before the semiannual audit. At least you're getting paid extra."

Worker: "It's Ok, but it's hard for me to understand how the suits are going to be impressed by the fact that we've made four-color pie charts to document how many people here are using the decaf from the department vending machine."
by Original JB November 16, 2006
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double horseshoe

The act of throwing a lipper all the way around your top and bottom lips.
Usually a very big waste of your dip!
Give me that can! I'll double horseshoe it and make you all look like pussies!
by Michael Danger June 6, 2008
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