horniness

That feeling when you see someone elses mother

Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now

by im a pancake November 8, 2022

Horliness

A word that describes the horny state of a person while he/she is felling lonely. It’s a combination of the world “horny” and “loneliness”.

Exemple: the line from the Bretney Spears song “my loneliness is killing me” can be replaced by “my horliness is killing me” depending on your state of mind

by Olivlolive April 23, 2020

Constinuous Horniness.

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.

Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.

by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010

Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions

I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

by Corina Corina March 24, 2021

Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

O my hoodness

A G unit gangsters way to say O MY GOODNESS..Its nice but hip

That cracka got popped O MY HOODNESS!

by DONT HESITATE February 14, 2006

Holiday Horniness

Feeling lonely during the holidays due to the increase of couple's PDA, engagements, etc.

Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.

Person 1: "Stacey will not stop talking about how it sucks to be single during the holidays. If she says 'I need a man' one more time..."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."

by mkhami December 17, 2010