hootis

Generalized term for any given item or body part

Shut the hell up or I will kick you in the hootis!

by donkeypunchyou March 26, 2009

poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler June 6, 2014

Hoots

Smoking marijuana in tiny amounts by taking a small piece or nug and and smashing it between two knives just heated on the stove and then sucking in the vapor immediately produced. Also called "hot knives".

Yo Ryan, you gonna burn yo lips off if you keep doin them hoots so close to yo face

by D-port chillin January 29, 2007

hootsnatch

1. (noun) A tooting vagina. Known for its stealth and high-flexibility. (Often used in sibling banter.)

2. (noun) A stolen moment of comic relief. A circumstance under which one cannot laugh, but sneaks an unheard giggle.
(Often used when others laugh, surreptitiously, at another's misfortune.)

3. (verb) The act of taking something with a shriek then running away.

1. See you later, hootsnatch. You're such a hootsnatch. I can't believe that hootsnatch.

2. Cara and Anne had a hootsnatch when their boss pissed her pants.

3. That broad hootsnatched my money!

by Agent Hearsay August 18, 2010

Tasty hoots

HUGE Tittys

Man that girl has some tasty hoots

by Krndkzirmbesk figments July 22, 2016

bong hoots

Not all that different than bong hit....but hoot sounds better.

The two greatest things in life are Vietnamese subs and bong hoots. That being said, wanna have a hoot?

by wanttobeabestmanbeforeidie November 20, 2013

hoogus

Pertaining to or being "bullshit" or fake.

Jamie was telling me about how they made a basketball shot from across the entire gym. I think its hoogus.

by DarkusJokus November 5, 2020