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Hookah

A type of pipe used by pussies who are too chicken shit to admit to smoking but still want the buzz and the experience. The gayest way you can smoke is with a hookah. Stick to cigars, blunts, bowls, cigarettes. Hookahs are faggy.
1: Hey that guy is smoking a hookah.

2: That is strange because he claims not to smoke.

1: He is probably just one of those people who thinks it isn't smoking to smoke hookah.

2: What a fag.
by fuckhookah August 18, 2009
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A water pipe oringinating from the middle east where blocks of coal are set at the top to heat the water and flavore or non-flavored tabbaco is set in the designated spot where u make the water bubble and have fun.

HEALTH WISE: because the tabbaco is not set into your lungs it is not AS harmful as any other drug. You blow the tabbaco out of ur mouth after u taste the flavor and that is that.
Grab the HOOKAH and put in that sour apple flavored tabbaco in it!
or
PERSIAN BITCHES GET THAT HOOKAH OUT SO WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN!
by PAR <3 November 21, 2006
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An instrument used to smoke substances such as tobacco or other substances that are usually illegal. The substance is vaporized and then passed through a water chamber that cools the smoke. When inhaled, the hookah makes a bubbling noise. It's stupid as fuck. If you smoke from a hookah you should be ashamed. Losers. Go do something with your lives.
Guy1: Hey do you see those people smoking out of that thing over there?

Guy2: Yeah, its called a hookah, its just about as retarded as they are...what losers.
by MartiniBlue December 17, 2008
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A hookah i somehting that I use to get faded out of my fucking mind every afternoon after school...yes i love it. its part of my heretige...and no im not a hindu...jesus...
yalla achi, bo na ashen ktzst nargila...kebalti grass chadash chaval al hazman... hahahaha
by vaks May 1, 2005
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Tobacco that can be smoked in different king's of flavors, usually smoked at a hookah bar..where they bring it in, in a huge tank..but dont go to hookah bar..its a lot of money to get in..haha
Hookah can be fun, if you wanna smoke strawberrie flavors
by Dunnowatimtalkingabout March 27, 2005
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Nickname for the Ohio hippie band Ekoostik Hookah. Fans often shout: HOOOO-KAAAH. Band who biannually holds Hookahville festivals, where a bunch of hippies young and old, shady people dressed like hippies, and preppy college kids dressed like hippies party for 2 days with only a couple second-rate other acts (except keller and bela fleck). Band whose strong roots are in Ohio, but who tried to make it nationally and did not succeed. Also played frequently on Sirius' Jam-On. Not to be confused with a smoking contraption, because it totally doesn't relate.
I was tripping balls at Hookah.

Fans 1, 2, and 3: HOOOOOO-KAAAAAH!
by Friend-of-a-friend December 28, 2006
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waterpipe used for smoking tobacco mostly
Did y'all see the video of lil tay smoking some hookah?
by lennyisrlyfuckingugly June 14, 2018
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