Hoof

an unkempt vagina

"that yeti had a hoof, broseph"

by twatsteen December 20, 2009

to hoof

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.

I would rather be hooved than go to class today.

by Natalie August 4, 2003

hoof

Run, as defined in the Hurricane English/Scottish Bilingual Dictionary

'Hoof, wee babas!! HOOF IT!!!'
'Ye wee hoofters!!' (I think she means we're REALLY fast)

by Rosie Hall February 23, 2007

Hoofing

verb: The act of sexual relations so vile is cannot be described by any specific noun, or group of nouns. It is generally used in conjunction with rape, though is not limited to recreation. Usually a horse is involved but could also refer to animals of any species or a less than desireable woman or man.

Example 1: I was in at the Police station last night, and while I was sleeping in my cell and a large burly man proceeded to hoof me.

Example 2: My child is a product of hoofing,

by Lutheran Hoofer February 6, 2012

hoof

adj. A Oklahoma way to say wack, or trash. Used as a way to express something being "played out...

Opposite of tight

"Not you got on them old Jordans, that's so hoof."
"P-unit is a hoof gang on da norf side."
"Hard in da paint like Carmelo= hoof.... Hard in the paint like AI= tight

by The cherry 1! August 8, 2005

hoof

A verb to describe the smoking of marijuana.

I love to hoof a fat joint the moment I wake up.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

hoof

A clumsy girl that is known to trip over magazine racks, up the stairs, and anything of that sort.

Where's hoof?

Probably on the ground somewhere...

by ooh_goodness April 13, 2008