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Hoodwinkification

1. The process oof hoodwinking another object, whether it be any or all things.

2. The culmination of one’s bamboozling process(s) towards others.
Mead’s hoodwinkification towards others are beyond our ability of understanding.

Jordyn’s hoodwinkification caused a perplexing reaction from her peers.

The hoodwinkification exhibited by Carson exceeded the intellectual abilities of his peers, leaving them in a state of confusion for always and eternity.
Hoodwinkification by Mr. 513 April 26, 2023
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hoodwinker 

A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.
Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.
hoodwinker by sternwise September 30, 2006

hood-winked

To have the whool be pulled over your eyes ! Its origin comes from real life experiences by people in the hood, everytime you blink in the hood, someones shit gets stolen.
"IVE BEEN HOOD-WINKED !! how could u lie to me !"
hood-winked by Brittney Johnson August 2, 2006

hoodwink 

(hood*wink) <verb> 1. to wink and nod as in offer & acceptance 2. to offer valueless goods, services, or other well meaning but otherwise empty promises <noun> 1. how folks in the hood do business without currency 2. a scam; in some cases harmless, but always with full knowledge <adjective> 3. by any means necessary
She wanted to use his car, so hoodwinked him to believe she'd hangout with him after running her errands.
hoodwink by subtlesteel July 12, 2010

Hookwinked 

When you are waiting for a phone call from one person at a specified time and another person calls you by mistake.
I was expecting my girlfriend's call, but my wife hookwinked my phone.

Hoodinied 

Verb // Doing something sneaky like a magician would do. (who-dee-need)
"Oh man you just got fuckin' hoodinied! I ran right behind you while you were looking for me and you didn't notice me."
Hoodinied by KuciMane August 17, 2015

Hoodtwinked 

When someone who used to be a twink still uses their twink photos on dating sites despite not being a twink any longer.
Guy 1: I was completely Hoodtwinked this past weekend.

Guy 2: What do you mean.

Guy 1: Met up with a twink from Grindr, and he hasn’t been a twink in a least 10 years.

Guy 2: Oh god, how bad.

Guy 1: A total bear.
Hoodtwinked by Hahaharambe February 3, 2022