a word/phrase exclaimed by a woman who returns to consciousness only to find that there is a penis in her mouth
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Get the hooptified mug.Verb: when one is drugged by a horse, goat, sheep, or other cloven-foot ungulate, probably using horse tranquilizers.
"I was date-raped by a horse. He hoofied me and next thing I know, I'm lying on a bed of straw with a bag of oats over my head"
While Kelly was in the restroom, the horny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.
While Kelly was in the restroom, the horny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.
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charles - " are you ready, babe? "
you - " i don't know, charles, im pretty hornified right now.. "
charles - " ... what, with all do respect, the fuck does that mean? "
you - " do you really wanna know? "
charles - ".. yeah, let's just fuck. "
narrator - " and that's how the dinosaurs died. the end. "
you - " i don't know, charles, im pretty hornified right now.. "
charles - " ... what, with all do respect, the fuck does that mean? "
you - " do you really wanna know? "
charles - ".. yeah, let's just fuck. "
narrator - " and that's how the dinosaurs died. the end. "
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