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honey-hoover

A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.
"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"

"I need to suck your cock dry"

"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"

"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".
by JailmouthJimmy July 14, 2009
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Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.
Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.
by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
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HoneyBucketing

The act of one man shitting into a woman's pussy. This term is derived from a man's hostility toward his ex, whom was the love of his life and she did him dirty. She may or may not be named Honey.
Last night the neighbor came over to visit and instead caught me honeybucketing my ex on the kitchen floor.
by BigSpeedyPapa December 26, 2014
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honeybrains

I guess caught up in emotions or some shit. Idk. Came here to see if it was some british slang ig not. Heard from Royal Blood's song Honeybrains
Stop thinking bout her before you get honeybrains fam.
by Urdadstoy March 17, 2022
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Honeybun

A slang in the hood referring to 100k
He threw me a honeybun for my birthday
by Dee’s nut December 4, 2020
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Henry Krinkle

The name to tell a Secret Service agent when he asks you for your name!
Travis: My name is Henry Krinkle. K-R-I-N-K-L-E. 154 Hopper Avenue. Agent: Hopper? Travis: Yeah. You know like a rabbit, hip, hop. Ha, ha. Fair Lawn, New Jersey. ...
by Stefonamus November 10, 2009
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Free-lance honey badger

An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.
Free-lance honey badger? They're just making shit up now!
by I Know Things May 26, 2014
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