henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.

1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey

by jim December 24, 2004

henmania

A term for the very enthusiastic support of the British tennis player Tim Henman. Henmania is seen mostly at Wimbledon, and is a phenonemon that grips the nation every June and July. Despite the fact that Tim Henman has never actually got past the semi finals, the bandwagon seems to roll on every year. However with his ever increasing age, and the emergence of Andy Murray, Henmania is rapidly declining, if not actually finished.

Henmania is gripping Britain, as Tim Henman makes the semi finals of Wimbledon.

by Nick140 June 29, 2006

Homann

All superior to everything on earth

jesse mundy is Homann for making me do this.

by anjulius October 23, 2009

Houman

To be tall sexy and charming, usually associated with a tall and fit person with light brown skin, brown eye and an IQ exceeding 10000. People who disagree with this are usually short English or weird Asian Girls e.g. Japanese girls.

O my god guys that Persian guy is such a Houman.I wish I was a Houman.I wish I had a Houman boy friend.I wish I could go out with Houman.

by Aylar Dianati Lie February 12, 2009

hogmanay

Scottish celebration on New Year's Eve. Rather like Christmas, but without Jesus to screw up the proceedings.

"What's happenin on Hogmanay?"
"Fireworks, drinkin, binge-feeding, the usual"

by James Love December 30, 2005

Hongan

The best person I’ve ever met. She’s always gonna put a smile on your face, even when it seems impossible. She never fails to make your days at the very least a little better. She may not be the best at giving advice, but she’s always going to have your back and be a shoulder to cry on. She helps you, especially when you need it. That’s what Hongans are all about.

Person A: Hey, I’ve got the best friend in the world!
Person B: Nah, she’s not a Hongan.

by acoolpseudonym May 2, 2021

Hormantic

A mixed word of 'Horny' and 'romantic'. People use to elaborate that word, perhaps; who are really desperate or a defense mechanism to keep them away from embarrassment.

<i>"At least, I'm hormantic like any other guy."</i>

by Jashinism January 12, 2009