Shizzler's Hanky

A quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. Ewwwpsies.

Matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler's lip, he pulled the shizzler's hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.

by hidee's ho supply April 13, 2013

honey do's

A mans brest (when you push up on them gently and say let me get them honey do's)

john asked matt if he could get his honey do's

by john johns June 4, 2004

Hunky Joe's

Slang term for the fastfood outlet 'Hungry Jacks'.

The term 'Junky Hoes' was derived from 'Hunky Joes', which originated from 'Hungry Jacks'.

Homeboy1: ey bruz lets go mack down on some Hunky Joe's.

Homeboy2: nahh man i had a UDW meal from hunky's last night and almost got rolled by those crack dealen bmx swindlers that get $5 BJ's off those junkie hoes that hang around hunky joes.

Homeboy1: aight man ill bring you back some onion rings.

by niccox June 20, 2010

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

that's nice honey

the original cool story bro

Mom: OMG insert son's name JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO YALE!!!!!!!
Grandma: That's nice honey, now can you please turn the TV back on.

by luvya,you December 11, 2016

Mike's Hot Honey

Mike's Hot Honey is a slang term that refers to an electrifying and tantalizing combination of passion, charm and irresistible allure. It's when someone possesses an intense and scorching personality.

Whenever she enters a room, she got that Mike's Hot Honey" personality, drawing people in like a magnet.

by Scbonez November 3, 2023

solid honky

A confident white male that has his peoples back at all cost. One that wont turn sides when the odds are against you.

Thats one solid honky,good people ya know.

by red357 May 30, 2009