honeymoon - period

The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.

"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."

by Greg54 November 15, 2005

honeymoon dick

a term used to describe something that is extremely slick or slippery.

look out Grandma, this driveway is slicker than a honeymoon dick !

by Sly 2844 February 4, 2010

Honeymoon fit

Perhaps from the fifties: something that fits tightly, as into a female virgin on her wedding night.

Dude, when I slipped my iPhone into that sweet new case, it was a honeymoon fit!

by ThreePoint14159265 July 7, 2010

honeymoon phase addict

Someone who addicted to high of honeymoon phase of relationships but leaves as soon as high wears off they jump on to next person to have bigger fill leaving the one behind hurt and heartbroken.Synonymous with the terms serial dater,player,slut,honeymoon phase junkie

Jenna: I can't believe Dave's got a new girlfriend,I only dated him for 3 months.
Sarah: He dated me before you for 2 Months,What a honeymoon phase addict he is,It's not gonna last 2 weeks.

by ryukage99 November 20, 2011

Honeymoon Salve

Any type of personal lubricant that aides sexual slippin' and slidin'.

Damn this girl is tight. I'm gonna need a bit of honeymoon salve.

by dgmotorhead December 16, 2011

Honeymoon Stew

When 2 individuals engage in the lawful act of marriage and immediately proceed into some form of vacation. On the vacation (a.k.a. Honeymoon) a water bath is drawn immediately upon arrival. The couple engages in daily bathing and/or sexual acts in the tub. The bath is never drained at all throughout the duration of the honeymoon. All residual bodily grime and excrement remains in the tub. Upon conclusion of the honeymoon, some of the bath water (a.k.a. Honeymoon stew) is removed and bottled - often used as a pheromone/personal fragrance.

“Wow, you smell incredible this evening!”

“Thanks, we just tied the knot and I’m wearing my Honeymoon Stew!”

by Wasabi_Williams July 4, 2023

Honeymoon hair

The way your hair looks for the day or two after it gets cut (Ie. Exactly like the magazine picture you based it on.) before it goes back to being as uncontrollable as ever.

Girl 1: Your hair looks GREAT!
Girl 2: Thanks! Honeymoon hair!

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your hair?!
Guy 2: The honeymoon's over...

by why-in-the-heck June 7, 2007