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The most bad ass that no only Chuck Norris can define.
by Pasty Honeybuns February 6, 2015
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IQ of a honeybun

When someone acts so insanely stupid, they are deemed to have the IQ (intelligence quotient) of a honeybun.
Dude did you see Ray run into that wall today? He's totally got the IQ of a honeybun.
by bitchshitfart7777 July 14, 2022
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Honeybun Hernandez

A certain individual that you stare at when eating a honey bun. The most often have the same honeybun texture.
Hey have you seen that honeybun Hernandez walking around lately?

Nah bro, I heard he got feasted on.
by Kingpeasant September 8, 2015
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Honeybun

A heated throwing object for the opps (the homeless)
Don’t lemme heat you up with a honeybun”
by cashmoney.mula November 8, 2023
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Stuffed honeybuns

When you cum in between butt cheeks then squish them together.
I didn't want to ruin my sheets so I gave her a stuffed honeybuns.
by 333bam September 14, 2024
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honeybun

The core of the sun, emulsified, liquified, and transformed into a substance placed onto a slab of bread, which then becomes a lethal, potentially nuclear device used in the chivalrous fight against homeless people.

(Note, honeybun requires use of a microwave to attain said nuclear power)
"Sir Fitzgerald! The homeless people are asking for money again!"
"Bring out the honeybuns. A minute and thirty seconds on the microwave should do the trick."
by voltdragon November 15, 2023
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microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.
Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024
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