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Homotextual 

Google penalizes sites which allow homotextual text in their PageRank system.
Homotextual by Information Express September 13, 2008
Staying at a hotel in your home town for no reason, simply to enjoy the amenities, such as the comfortable pillows, hot tub, pool, and continental breakfast.
"We don't have much going on this weekend, let's
go to the homtel."
homtel by chickenwithnofeet January 22, 2017

Homohelvetti 

A artist on Deviant Art who says she is no good but rely is. She needs to believe in herself more, and once she does that she will go far.
Has two fursonas, Chi and Emochu.
Some people think she is a male.
Homohelvetti why you such a doll?
Homohelvetti by MiWo January 17, 2013

homodelic 

a situation that is homosexual....definition by andy.
This is so homodelic.
homodelic by Joe afsh January 11, 2008

Homowell 

A homowell or homowelling is when a man's eyes well up with tears at moments that are unacceptable for a man to cry at. Anything other than the death of his parents, death of his beloved dog, birth of his first child, or while watching the movie Brian's Song are all unacceptable moments.
Manly Man #1: Did you hear that Johnny homowelled when his girlfriend broke up with him?
Manly Man #2: What a pussy!
Homowell by exilepilot December 5, 2010

Homotextual 

the act of one Male friend to constantly text another Male friend for the express purpose of 'saying Hi' or to merely see how another Male friend is doing. This egregious act by a Male friend undermines the "Bro Code" by attempting to replicate a spousal relationship between the two Male friends
Guy 1: Hey Buddy
Guy 2: Hey, what's up?

Guy 1: Just thought I would say Hi

Guy 2: Hi

Guy 1: How's your day going?
Guy 2: Why do you have to act so Homotextual all the time?!? if you keep it up then I am going to break your fingers so you can't text me anymore

Guy 1: I don't even know who you are anymore? You are just so mean