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Homowell 

A homowell or homowelling is when a man's eyes well up with tears at moments that are unacceptable for a man to cry at. Anything other than the death of his parents, death of his beloved dog, birth of his first child, or while watching the movie Brian's Song are all unacceptable moments.
Manly Man #1: Did you hear that Johnny homowelled when his girlfriend broke up with him?
Manly Man #2: What a pussy!
Homowell by exilepilot December 5, 2010
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Homojellyphobic 

When a homophobic person is jealous of the all the homos in a relationship. This person isn't jealous of the homos, they are jealous of the fact that they have a relationship.
James: "Deng. I hate the gays man."
Paul: "No. You're just jealous of their relationship. You're just homojellyphobic."
James: "Yea. I wish I had a relationship as strong as theirs."
Homojellyphobic by Ebohpomoh February 7, 2021
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homobelligerent 

A farther extreme then homophobic. To the point of where one deny's a homosexuals existance. Inclined to fight or engage in violent actions agains homosexuals.
He's homobelligerent. He is so against gay people that, if he worked at the movies, he would steal the ticket money for Brokeback Mountain just to stop "support of that lifestyle."
homobelligerent by john n. March 14, 2006

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026