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Homowell 

A homowell or homowelling is when a man's eyes well up with tears at moments that are unacceptable for a man to cry at. Anything other than the death of his parents, death of his beloved dog, birth of his first child, or while watching the movie Brian's Song are all unacceptable moments.
Manly Man #1: Did you hear that Johnny homowelled when his girlfriend broke up with him?
Manly Man #2: What a pussy!
Homowell by exilepilot December 5, 2010
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Homojellyphobic 

When a homophobic person is jealous of the all the homos in a relationship. This person isn't jealous of the homos, they are jealous of the fact that they have a relationship.
James: "Deng. I hate the gays man."
Paul: "No. You're just jealous of their relationship. You're just homojellyphobic."
James: "Yea. I wish I had a relationship as strong as theirs."
Homojellyphobic by Ebohpomoh February 7, 2021
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homobelligerent 

A farther extreme then homophobic. To the point of where one deny's a homosexuals existance. Inclined to fight or engage in violent actions agains homosexuals.
He's homobelligerent. He is so against gay people that, if he worked at the movies, he would steal the ticket money for Brokeback Mountain just to stop "support of that lifestyle."
homobelligerent by john n. March 14, 2006