holidelay

When a business decision or project is delayed due to the chaos of days off, vacations and general apathy towards the end of December.

Worker 1: You know how we were hoping to make the purchase by December 15th. We missed that so it won't happen until January.

Worker 2: Another holidelay. Now the project won't get finished until spring.

by xtremerange December 20, 2012

Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

Barbeque Holiday

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.

Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

by Fizzy Bubblech July 2, 2017

hoide

a word used mainly in the north, its a way of saying the word hide but with a slight canadian accent it comes out as "hoide."

joey "hoide" the Iitalian before they find him.

"hoide" they're coming

lets play some "hoide" and go seek.

by Nick Haxer April 27, 2008

holiday heart

sudden, acute chest pains brought on by excessive vacation partying including hard drugs, fatty foods, and alcohol;

I partied all weekend and caught a bitchin case of holiday heart

by berndt.eric May 24, 2007

Holiday Fat

n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities.

"Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..."

by chchchewy January 1, 2010

hoiday

a day that marks one of great opportunity and recklessness, a step above holiday

a bunch of friends having an open house, or just any other good time in whatever floats your boat syn, beerfest, greatness, ant, funeral, first day of school: hoiday

by i am the man of all men July 13, 2010