Someone who has no style whatsoever. Girls typically wear their hair braided down to their knees, long jean skirts, and unusual vests. Boys wear camo, short tight jeans, old people shoes, and whatever else they can find at garage sales.
However their are homeschoolers that you would never expect to be homeschooled. These people would be called "normal" kids with overly protective parents. They appear to be normal by their dress and social life.
However their are homeschoolers that you would never expect to be homeschooled. These people would be called "normal" kids with overly protective parents. They appear to be normal by their dress and social life.
Person one: Where do you go to school?
Homeschooler: ........m...m...m...MOMMY! (then runs away in fear of socializing)
Homeschooler: ........m...m...m...MOMMY! (then runs away in fear of socializing)
by "Normal" homeschooler November 16, 2009
Get the Homeschoolermug. Word reffering to something that is lame, not exactly cool in society today. A very unpopular situation, person, object or any other noun you can think of.
"My phone is always broken, its so homeschooled"
"That new kid is so homeschooled"
"That restaurant was ridiculously homeschooled man, bad call"
"That new kid is so homeschooled"
"That restaurant was ridiculously homeschooled man, bad call"
by Mitchell Moss, Gettings/Kellen April 12, 2008
Get the homeschooledmug. used to describe extremely intelligent, awkward, White Christian virgins who are unable to interact with other human beings due to lack of social exposure. (Usually end up being Olympians, Youth Pastors}, or Musicians)
Homeschooler: *recites entire Declaration of Independence*
Person 1: what's with him?
Person 2: He's homeschooled
Homeschooler: *starts singing School House Rock songs*
Person 1: what's with him?
Person 2: He's homeschooled
Homeschooler: *starts singing School House Rock songs*
by Taffinderp March 9, 2018
Get the Homeschooledmug. 1. v. To socially isolate youth to the point of causing dysfunction in present and future interpersonal relationships.
2. n. An unaccredited repository for sheltered children where students receive parental "academic instruction" of questionable quality in such reputable fields as "creation science", "bible history" and "abstinence-only sex education".
(Definition excludes nonreligious home-education, which is confined to children of hippies living off the grid and ethnographers conducting research in remote islands in Oceania. Less than .1% of the total homeschooling population.)
2. n. An unaccredited repository for sheltered children where students receive parental "academic instruction" of questionable quality in such reputable fields as "creation science", "bible history" and "abstinence-only sex education".
(Definition excludes nonreligious home-education, which is confined to children of hippies living off the grid and ethnographers conducting research in remote islands in Oceania. Less than .1% of the total homeschooling population.)
1. Parent: Homeschool my children? I'd rather not have them end up as friendless virgins in their mid-twenties, believing Jesus rode around on dinosaurs.
2. College Admissions Officer: So, where did you graduate from high school?
College Applicant: I went to homeshool.
College Admissions Officer: Wonderful! For some inexplicable reason, although you have had no formal instruction in science, critical thinking or literature, I invite you to join our institution. What this nation's post-secondary education system really needs is more maladjusted young people believing in apocalyptic world-views with better knowledge of firearms than physiology.
2. College Admissions Officer: So, where did you graduate from high school?
College Applicant: I went to homeshool.
College Admissions Officer: Wonderful! For some inexplicable reason, although you have had no formal instruction in science, critical thinking or literature, I invite you to join our institution. What this nation's post-secondary education system really needs is more maladjusted young people believing in apocalyptic world-views with better knowledge of firearms than physiology.
by dark289 April 16, 2009
Get the Homeschoolmug. An option for parents who are too poor for private school. Basically these folks think the entire outside world other than the 700 Club, their megachurch and Wal-Mart is corrupt and sinful. A example schedule for a home schooler:
9:00-11:30: Bible Study
11:30-1:30: Discussion of the latest James Dobson/Rick Santorum book
2:00-3:00: Seminar: "Why Negroes are evil and sexually promiscous and why Jesus tells us to hate them"
3:00-4:00: Daughters: lesson in cooking, sewing or houskeeping
Sons: Math, Science (Young Earth Creationism), History (White Christians rule, everyone else deserves their suffering), Government (why Democrats are Satanic), or English.
9:00-11:30: Bible Study
11:30-1:30: Discussion of the latest James Dobson/Rick Santorum book
2:00-3:00: Seminar: "Why Negroes are evil and sexually promiscous and why Jesus tells us to hate them"
3:00-4:00: Daughters: lesson in cooking, sewing or houskeeping
Sons: Math, Science (Young Earth Creationism), History (White Christians rule, everyone else deserves their suffering), Government (why Democrats are Satanic), or English.
Person A:I am homeschooling Madison and McKaylynn because the Bible tells me to...you can't be a Bible-believing Christian otherwise
Person B: I went to public school, go to church every Sunday and try to live my life in a manner that would please God. I've read from Genesis to Revelation--I don't remember seeing that.
Person A: Ok, I really did it because I was afraid they would date black guys and I didn't want them exposed to n****r whore 10 year olds like the one who said my husband raped her. That slut!
Person B: I went to public school, go to church every Sunday and try to live my life in a manner that would please God. I've read from Genesis to Revelation--I don't remember seeing that.
Person A: Ok, I really did it because I was afraid they would date black guys and I didn't want them exposed to n****r whore 10 year olds like the one who said my husband raped her. That slut!
by Proud Prep School Grad May 17, 2006
Get the homeschoolingmug. It’s like going to school but at home. You obviously don’t have to spend 7 hours sitting down in a hellhole. You’d learn more at home than school (which is kinda true.)
Homeschool - Can also be referred to - Homeschooled - Homeschooler(s)
Homeschool - Can also be referred to - Homeschooled - Homeschooler(s)
by Spritish Channel February 27, 2020
Get the Homeschoolmug. Homeschooler - noun
A homeschooler is someone who learns primarily at home. They can take online classses and go to co-ops. Homeschoolers are not necessarily annoying or dumb. Alot of them just want a classical or advanced education. Assuming all homeschoolers are dumb and annoying is rude and hurtful. Additionally, not all homeschoolers are antisocial and not all sit at the kitchen table with their mothers doing english.
A homeschooler is someone who learns primarily at home. They can take online classses and go to co-ops. Homeschoolers are not necessarily annoying or dumb. Alot of them just want a classical or advanced education. Assuming all homeschoolers are dumb and annoying is rude and hurtful. Additionally, not all homeschoolers are antisocial and not all sit at the kitchen table with their mothers doing english.
by TheRealKnowerOfWords October 8, 2019
Get the Homeschoolermug.