Hoefax

Adj: getting the personal information from a girl that you are about to date such as past boy friends, how many times they'd had sex, etc

Jon: i need to get the hoefax for this chick before we fuck
Billy : yeah you don't want to catch anything

by L-Dog Oreo July 11, 2011

Hoff-job

A 10 hour session of the most intense sex imaginable. Includes every single sex position.

Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!

by D-Segs June 26, 2012

hoefallon

a town that has too many hoes and people want to leave very bad.

I'm back in hoefallon and I need to leave!

by Deception December 3, 2015

Hoffströmming

Scandinavian origin.
Means an employee that self promotes themselves to be so above the other that they will complain about every single little thing about their fellow colleagues doings that eventually nobody really cares what this person has to say, they might find themselves hoffströmming.

Ugh i can't stand our new co-worker.

Yeah he's obviously hoffströmming again.

by Esko K September 29, 2022

Mark Hoffman

A main character from the Saw movie series who beat the odds by sheer force of will, determination and above all a ridiculous amount of win by surviving jigsaws final trap to kill him thus negating the cycle.

From then on whenever the odds are beaten by sheer force and a good amount of win Mark Hoffman must be declared. He negates any chance of failure if done quick enough.

Guy 1: You just Lost the Game
Guy 2: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy 1: SHIT! >.<

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Girl: You got me pregnant! You better pay.
Guy: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Girl: Fuck! You don't have to pay child support

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Girl: *Sips Drink*
Guy: Ha there were ruffies in there!
Girl: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy: Shit! They don't work now.

by Reckless Dragon November 10, 2009

One Haffahour

The amount of time one should wait before meeting a pimp or dealer at a night club.

"Meet me down at the Jaguar Club in One Haffahour."

by SRM0012 December 29, 2009

Hoffmad

Extremely angry; furious; livid, in a way Michael Hoffmann would react.

Today I couldn't go to the gym and I lost my favorite flannel, it made me Hoffmad.

by BAWSE June 13, 2010