hoeless

the act of having no hoes

Jada was hoeless.

by Emily Haworth June 6, 2017

Hopeless

hopeless (Australia)
ˈhəʊplɪs/
adjective

Definition:
A person that is incapable of doing their job, dishonouring their given word whilst simultaneously failing to do their job.

Example: "The case officers at the Department of Immigration are hopeless."

by DownUnderMan August 7, 2017

hopeless romantic

This person is in love with love.They believe in fairy tales and love.They're not to be confused as stalkers or creepy because that's not what a hopeless romantic is. All hopeless romantics are idealists,the sentimental dreamers,the imaginative and the fanciful when you get to know them.They often live with rose colored glasses on.They make lovelook like an art form with all the romantic things they do for their special someone.

"Angie is a hopeless romantic,she's always writing beautiful love poems to her boyfriend Mike."

"Jack is such a hopeless romantic, he's always bringing flowers and doing the sweetest things for his wife."

by angel98023 July 17, 2006

hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is not the same as a hopeless flirter. A hopeless romantic dreams of who they will spend the rest of their life with and what the two of them will do together. They want to be romanced with sweet simple things and the thoughtful amazing surprises. They dream of being loved but also loving somebody. They don't just want somebody to hold them. they also want to hold someone. They realize that love isn't just about one person but both people. they are hopelessly in love with being loved AND loving back.

My friends is a perfect example of someone who isn't a hopeless romantic. She says she wants to be romanced but she flirts with every guy. And I mean EVERY guy. She calls herself a hopeless romantic but shes not. Once she has a guy that just wants to love her shes get bored after two weeks and then when he gets a new girlfriend she suddenly likes him again. Thats not hopeless romantic thats just hopeless.

by Julieanne December 6, 2006

hopeless waste of protoplasm

...said of someone who repeatedly does things so dumb you can hardly believe it.

That Sam is a hopeless waste of protoplasm.

by sky December 23, 2003

Hopeless romantic

Believing in true love obsession with one person forever being loyal and always finding was to love each other because if you have it with everyone else it's not special because then you can go to a whore. Finding someone that fits you perfectly and not being interested in another person because that person is the one. Being comfortable content with life not seeing anyone else like they the only person in the world.

You call it old fashioned I call it Hopeless romantic.

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

by Tadeshad December 22, 2021