Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.

"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek

by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022

Hocus

Someone’s minge

I’ll pocus your hocus

by Silly Cunt72 October 3, 2018

Hocus

An amazing demi-god like person, or better known as the demon in your walls

Is that rats? No that's just Hocus in our walls again

by Youronlinedad November 24, 2021

Police hocus-pocus

Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.

Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.

This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.

Live and Learn !!

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

Hocus

Blowing into someone’s asshole like you’re blowing up a balloon

…and then he asked me to Hocus him!

by Kal Fromwi August 2, 2025

hocus locus

What a Levi says to summons locusts from the depths of the abyss to scare off small children.

damn Levi is gonna hocus locus your ass

by m0on? September 8, 2019