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parry hotter

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.
When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.
by Jacomba February 27, 2004
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hooter hug

When a girl with big boobs (hooters) gives you a hug with her boobs in your face and her arms around your head tightly.
Naomi just gave me a hooter hug! I couldnt breathe!
by unshaved pubes February 25, 2011
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hotter than the devil's dick

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.
Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!
by Lynniecat April 20, 2006
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Hooters

Rather than give a REAL definiton, I've decided to go thesaurus on your asses:

Bosoms, Breasts, Bloomings, Crease Creatures, Deltoid Drawers, Fatsacks, Baby Fodder, Bust, Mamories (or Mammilla), tits, teats, udders, Monkey Lumps, Scapula Scones, Milkmeat, Globes, Tits, Infant Eateries, the Latter Lickable Ladyparts, Tatas, Dodongoes, Pearls, Thoraxes, Clavicle Clumps, Objects-of-my-desire, Suckling Stops, Endowment, Lactators, East and West Cleavage, Cones, Torpedoes, Eye Magnets, Chest Bulges, Flesh Convexities, the Weasels of the Chest, Where boys fear to tread, Porcelain Hills (the former adjective exchangeable with "ebony" or "golden"), Whack-Material, What Good dreams are Made of, the Ass-of-the-chest, Mounds, Grapefruit (or Oranges, Melons, and, in rare (and creepy) cases, grapes. The elderly are prone to "prunes"), Effeminite Masses, Knockers, Kitty Substitutes, Not-so-grassy Knolls, Jigglies, Hillocks, Gibbosities, Conjoined Humpbacks, Stacks, Bouncers, or Breasticles.
Man, I'd really like to dip my wick between that girl's hooters.
by Susurrus July 8, 2005
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Hotter on Facebook theory

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.
Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.
by flavorflav February 16, 2009
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hotter than balls

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.
My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.
by DPG60 June 15, 2007
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hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.
Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!
by WesNile December 14, 2007
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