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Nasty Hobbitses

Roleplay, typically sexual. Involves two people, one as Gollum and one as Smeagol. Gollum should usually be on bottom, choking Smeagol from below. Engaging in this sex position assumes that the partners have obtained the cockring of power. Place the cockring on a third party's finger, Gollum bites it off, and uses it to fuck Smeagol.
Did you hear about Andrew and Christine with the nasty Hobbitses?
by Ngizzle June 3, 2018
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angry hobbits

Widely known through the terms Benny or a Welsher...

Most common useage with the latter term following the former.

Refers to emotionally challenged individual. Unable to express ones self verbally and instead reverts to a serious of incoherent sounds... almost caveman like.
He comes across as really smart but ocassionally you get a glimpse of the Angry Hobbits that dwell within
by Welsher September 18, 2006
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Hobbits

Small race from LotR that are half of human size, and are adorable. They like drinking and smoking out of their pipes. They laugh adorably, and they love to party. They are a peaceful people. They have a tendancy to be fat.
Four Hobbits were heroes of Lord of the Rings
by LotRPhan March 8, 2015
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YMCA Hobbies

The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.
What a shame after Tina dumped Jeff he's fulled embraced spending all his time on his YMCA Hobbies.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 5, 2019
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hunting for hobbits

A term for smoking weed.

Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
by Baylemtree August 4, 2011
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that girl hobbies

That girl hobbies are basically hobbies of “that girl” ( see definition of that girl first) some of those hobbies include ..
Running , going to the gym, painting, cleaning , decorating, organizing , swimming, playing golf, crocheting, playing a piano, playing the violin, baking, cooking, and DIY-ing
Omg she’s definitelythat girl”.. I’m sure she has that girl hobbies.
by Thatgorlllllllllllllllll February 15, 2022
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