HOB

Noun Acronym for Horny Old Broad.
Refers to a drunk older woman who is looking for a younger man with some stamina for sex. If you can find a good looking one, you may learn a trick or two.

Dude, this bar is crawling with HOBs. A few more beers and "Here's to you Mrs. Robinson.."

by JnglKng April 13, 2005

HOB

A coveted statistic in the sport of lacrosse. One HOB is granted to every player on a lacrosse team who does not step on the field, or even sniff the field, however this player is in uniform. Officially HOB stands for Hour on Bench, however one HOB is recorded for every quarter in which the laxer "rides the pine."

Laxer 1 - "How many Goals did I score?"
Statman - "3!"
Laxer 2 - "Suli, how many HOBs did I rack up that game?"
Statman -"Bro you racked up 4 HOBs, way to go!"

by MMMDelicious69 April 7, 2008

Hobbed

When you try fingering the vagina, but end up in the cornhole, and instead of stopping and switching holes, you keep going like a champ!!

Dude i Hobbed that kid's mom's ass last night so hard i made her moan like a beaten coyote!

by Bigpoppi May 5, 2011

get hobbed

Getting Fucked

Zito would get hobbed if his arm were ripped off.

by SanosukeDA October 2, 2017

Hob Gob

Hob Gob (v): The act of hitting an empty bowl after you have smoked and cashed a bowl.

Rob: "Hey, I just cashed the bowl... you want the Hob Gob?"

Pam: "Hell yeah I want the Hob Gob!"

by goob2 June 11, 2018

Hob Gobbler

In this part of West Virginia, a hob gobbler is what people call a single male turkey that is either staring at you or acting in another eerie way. It is believed to bring bad luck in the same way as a black cat, although people don't take the bad luck aspect very seriously.

Sometimes hob gobbler is also used teasingly to describe someone who is acting like a misanthrope or loner.

"Oh lord, is that a hob gobbler over there at the edge of the bushes?" "Nah, see those two hens in the trees? He's probably just showing off for the ladies."

by SamanthaNeace April 26, 2016

G-Hobs

Slang for sick, cool. Also a noun as in, sup G-hobs

Man, that car is flippin' G-hobs

by Billifer October 15, 2009