Herpes Simplex 08108

When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.

It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.

by MetaMike November 25, 2018

Herpely

And adverb you use when you were to do an action while having Herpes

"I ate the food Herpely"

by Herpes10 December 1, 2022

Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014

herpel purple

To be a herpel purple, you must be off-the-wall insane, amazing, life-changing, a great friend, real, a sexy beast, and super pretty.

Audrey is such a herpel purple!

by cowabunga:) June 25, 2009

High school herpes

Any rash or chaffing that results from excessive dry-humping.

"I was trying to bang Debbie last night but she wouldn't do anything pants-off. All I got in return was a case of high school herpes."

by peever86 February 20, 2009

herpes

Herpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila

by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003

herpe jeebies

herpe jeebies- A feeling of repugnance and terror felt specifically when discovering a potential sexual partner has herpes.

I was making out with this fine ass hottie, and luckily I had to stop to use the facilities because I found her medicine in the cabinet......Herpe jeebies!! I bolted yo!!!

by meam1 May 11, 2006