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Herpatitus

A form of herpes/hepatitis which can be contracted by a)stepping on broken glass and b)partaking in sexual encounters with minors. Symptoms include mucus-laden coughing, body aches, disorientation. Warning: don't play frisbee around broken bottles.
Broken glass is ouch
Watch what you do with your feet
Herpatitus, Nooooo!
by micdizzle June 22, 2008
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herpatitus

inflammation of the herpes contracted by staying at a Ramada Inn in Anahiem. It is when your herpes get hepatitis. Commonly associated with elephantitus.
I got herpatitus from that bed!
by racheln July 24, 2007
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hipetitis

pronunciation: "hipe-titus"
refering to one of more hippie stereotype, hipetitis commes in three forms:
hipetitis A, hippetitis B, and Hippetitis C. Hippetitis A is the worst and hippetitis C is the most mild. these descriptions will help you discern the different levels of hippetitis you are incountering:
one seen wearing a headband with dreadlocks, and a hackie sack would be considered hippetitis A. Hippetitis B would probably be more of a person with a frisbee, and a hackie sack.
Hippetitis A however can be more difficult to spot, just a tie-dyed shirt can indicate hippetitis A.
"dude, check that guy with the marley cranked and the hackie sack goin.... its a total case of hippetitis."
by schmuckey MCduckey June 30, 2005
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Hiptits

The extra pair of tits that appear just above the waistband of a fat lady's jeans.
"Fuck me, she's a fat cow."
"Yeah, look at the fucking hiptits on it!"
by Lee Henman April 1, 2003
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hepatitis

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.
want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.
by necro January 10, 2005
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Hippatitis

a girl with abnormally large hips
Damn! That girl got the worst case of hippatitis I've ever seen!
by SRB_WBMD February 20, 2011
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HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS

AIDS AND HEPATITIS of eyes, often caught when away or sick from previous commitments, highly contagious to Dingo's and Jewish people
dude 1: "where is the jewish person today?"
dude 2: "he caught HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS"
by Vearus August 12, 2012
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