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hillbilly slurpee 

When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.
"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"

"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"

hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox
Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.

hillbilly slip 'n slide 

When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.
Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"

Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"

Hillbilly shopping 

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.
Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.
I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.
Hillbilly surgery by Get Pecked September 11, 2019

Hillbilly shit 

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.
My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.