by zeidglockenturm April 28, 2021

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by fluffy_bunny_666 December 27, 2009

"Check out that HILF reading Vonnegut. I'd like to see those tight pants on my bedroom floor."
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.
by elliott123 September 19, 2009

Hey I just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf
by hairy carey December 5, 2012

by Merry Ploughbhoy January 3, 2021
