"Check out that HILF reading Vonnegut. I'd like to see those tight pants on my bedroom floor."
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.
Hey I just saw this customerthe other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf