HILF

Himbo I'd like to fuck.

- Man, Freddie from Scooby Doo is so hot.
- Yeah, I agree. He's a HILF!

by zeidglockenturm April 28, 2021

HILF

Human I Love Forever

Used In the context when you love another being very dearly

You are a HILF xoxo <3

by Horsekinks August 28, 2021

HILF

Hound I'd Like to Fuck.

Because of all those sexy doggies out there!

Person 1: 'Phwooaar! Check out that german shepherd over there!'
Person 2: (in agreement) HILF.

by theTEEBz August 7, 2010

HILF

harem I'd like to fuck

a house inhabited by attractive females is a HILF house

by fluffy_bunny_666 December 27, 2009

HILF

Hipster I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out that HILF reading Vonnegut. I'd like to see those tight pants on my bedroom floor."
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.

by elliott123 September 19, 2009

HILF

HILF Hair I'd Like To Fuck

Hey I just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf

by hairy carey December 5, 2012

HILF

Headmistress I’d like to Fuck

“Look at the pins on her, she is a total HILF”

by Merry Ploughbhoy January 3, 2021