Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair

ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel

by Marmalade December 8, 2019

himmel

Verb. Several meanings:
1. To prematurely ejaculate
2. To get caught mastubating, and then say you were "just watching Ed"
3. To stay in on a Saturday night and masturbate over the internet with Craig.

I himmeled all over her face, and she hadn't even touched the dick yet.

Well, his door is locked. He must be in there himmeling.

Where's Aaron? I bet he's at home himmeling his life away.

by Chad February 29, 2004

Himmelberger

(noun) A bad driver with a tendency to be angry; socially awkward (often rage quits)
(verb) to get angry and or quit due to rage.

(verb)Don't piss him off He'll pull a Himmelberger.
(noun) dude he's such a Himmelberger

by Jsm636 April 6, 2011

himelick

The type of guy who will fuck the shit out yo pussy he is a nice looking guy with a great personality who could finess on yo bitch at any moment

I just slept with an amazing Himelick

by Himelick June 28, 2017

himelberger

A feltch and fried gerbil sandwich served in a New York City prison

Wow guard that Himelberger was the tastiest I ate at Rikers

by john footpenis 11 October 29, 2009

himmel

One that is so graceful, elegant, and spectacular while performing various types of dances, that every female claws and scraps at just the chance of being the himmel’s partner. A Himmel displays moves that are so superior no one has ever seen them before. Specialties include the following: fox trot, waltz, jitterbug/swing, and cha cha.

"Owe I want to dance with him, he dancing so well, like a himmel" all the girls kept saying.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

himmel

One who is so marvelous in both personality and physical appearance that they cause others to shout out in astonishment.

Damn that's a lot of himmel.

by Go54 December 15, 2008