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Heterosocksual

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Preference for the left and right sock to be of a different style and/or color. Heterosocksuality is often questioned as unnatural in Western society, but was popular among Romans and may have a genetic basis.
Janice's co-workers frequently pointed out her "mistake" of wearing mismatched socks, not realizing that heterosocksuality was natural for her.
by dazzle23 October 3, 2012
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heteroseparatist

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A troubled soul who is so disgusted by homosexuality that he just can't stop thinking about it.
Did you see that the heteroseparatist put up yet another blog post about homosexuality?
by The truth behind the facade October 20, 2009
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Heteroshafted

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When two heterosexual men decide to fuck, but at the climax, one of them realizes the other doesn’t have socks on.
Derek: Was he wearing socks?

John: He forgot
Derek: You got heteroshafted
by CallousCalculator February 4, 2021
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Heterodontics

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The dental specialty and practice of creating irregularities of the teeth, through reshaping and exotic capping techniques utilizing fangs, jewels, and other items.
Dr. Milner got a bit of ribbing from some colleagues when he installed his first set of fang caps. One of his emails said that he should change his sign to read "SPECIALIZING IN HETERODONTICS" As the referral business started to come in, those colleagues started to change their tune.
by RogueSun July 29, 2008
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heteroseparatist

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Someone who seeks to mask their discriminatory words and actions with regard to homosexuality beneath a veil of high minded moral disapproval. Someone who believes heterosexual couples are superior to homosexual couples, and therefore deserve respect and rights that are not afforded to heterosexuals.
Person 1: Can you believe that guy? What a homophobe!
Person 2: No, no! He's a 'heteroseparatist'.
Person 1: Oh, so he's like a homophobe, but with less integrity and honesty?
Person 2: Yep.
by CookieCakes November 15, 2010
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heterosexabigocist

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someone or something that is a heterosexual sexist bigot racist.
that dude was a heterosexabigocist! i don't like him
by WOOTANG007 July 1, 2008
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heterosexable

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"That girl was mad heterosexable with her pretty face and long legs."
by Sameer Bajaj July 24, 2008
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