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Herpes Simplex 08108

When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.
It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.
by MetaMike November 25, 2018
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Herpely

And adverb you use when you were to do an action while having Herpes
"I ate the food Herpely"
by Herpes10 December 1, 2022
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Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.
Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes
by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014
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Hersey High School

1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.

Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.
by DJ Big Daddy January 5, 2010
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herpel purple

To be a herpel purple, you must be off-the-wall insane, amazing, life-changing, a great friend, real, a sexy beast, and super pretty.
Audrey is such a herpel purple!
by cowabunga:) June 25, 2009
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High school herpes

Any rash or chaffing that results from excessive dry-humping.
"I was trying to bang Debbie last night but she wouldn't do anything pants-off. All I got in return was a case of high school herpes."
by peever86 February 20, 2009
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herpes

Herpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila
by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003
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