Herp

The prefix of "derp". Usually used when saying something foolish.
Person 1: Does anybody know why I can't get my TV to turn on?
Person 2: Try plugging it in.
Person 1: Herp.
by tveye September 10, 2011
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Herpes

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes
by Dillon Farnum March 18, 2005
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the herps

Herpes. Some people say herpes, some say "the herpes" (see hick), and some say "the herps." If you say "herps" you MUST add the "the." (If not, it just sounds dumb: "I've got herps, man.")
You hit that? You're gonna get the herps, man.
by yeyYAY June 16, 2006
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Herpes

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate
O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes
by Wilhelm January 29, 2004
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"When I was first diagnosed with genital herpes -- an incurable, lifelong sexually transmitted disease -- I felt like I had been given a death sentence. The initial pain from the genital herpes outbreak (which included bleeding sores and genital lesions) was overwhelming and overbearing." - Gina's Story
by RASHole May 26, 2004
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A sexually transmitted disease contracted by those whose sexual arousal has taken over their nerve cells, therefore forgetting to use a condom. And since nowadays according to close-minded non-intellectuals, (which make up about 63% of the population) being a virgin makes you a "loser", we have people with Herpes lying around all over the place. Just remember everyone: No glove, no love.
Person 1: I have genital herpes!
Person 2: ... Congratulations.
by Dr.K December 28, 2005
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HERPES

A LIFE SENTENCE for inoccent people
:HERPES:
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.
by willismagee September 06, 2007
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